IN LIBERAL-RUN DRUG "STING"
It Take a Big Man to Admit Such a Thing
Republican strategists are baffled as to why the manliest man of all radio men, Rush Limbaugh,- has actually admitted to being a
drug addict. Some think he's playing a masterful trick on the liberal media - setting them up for a grand fall. Others swear Rush
has been captured by Secret Service agents of the Clinton family and has been replaced by a liberal-fed, brainwashed look-alike.
Still, a handful actually think he's being honest about his drug addiction.
But I don't bother myself with such trivial matters. Whether or not the man needs a dozen hits of heroin per day is irrelevant.
So long as he keeps pumping America with his common-sense views, much-needed hubris, and bellowing, yet flowery analyses of
current events, I say no big deal.
Okay, so he's a drug addict. I suppose we all have to accept that. But so what? Give Rush a break!
Fat chance. The liberals are about as likely to give Rush a break as I am to give up my Thighmaster. Rush scares liberals, not
because he is high as a kite, but rather because he's a man of principles, righteousness, and integrity.
It'd be a lot different if Rush were some sort of hypocrite. But he's not. He's a firm anti-drug... pro-libertarian... anti-federal...
pro-freedom... he's a firm man.
Just like I like them! :)
Steve Bartman Interferes in Controversial Eighth Inning Foul Ball Grab
And I Hereby Pledges to Apologize if Florida Actually Makes it to World Series
They've Been Scared Right
You know, it's pretty obvious we're the gratest nation in the whole hemisphere, and I think its about time the leftys in
wacko-ville Holywood and everywhere else acknowlege this.
After all, it was them whom pushed that "scared straite" prisoner stuff in the 70s - remember that silly stuff? Buncha crazy
immates yelling at kids, supposably scarin them "straight." Still never figured out how those homo kids were supposed to go
straight without a good dose of Jesus in their hearts, but it was a idea expounded by liberalies, so who knows?
Anyways, these days the right minded administration is doing something very simular. Except that it's not about prisoners,
being straight, or white kids. It's brown kids, and they're all being scared right! That's correct, I'd said it - I'm bein politically
incorrect. They've all been scared right!
Anyone with half a brane and a good, old-fashioned dose of intellectually rational honestness knows that the Iraqis and all
the other fundamentalist Islamic Muslims are very liberal in their ways, as are all people who don't belong to the G.O.P. Thank
goodness we were able to liberate these Iraqi fundamentalists from their sickening and Hollywood-like elitism.
Is 50-50 Ratio Fair When President has 70% Approval Rating?
If you're not familiar with NPR, let me give you a fair and balanced run-down: they're a liberal, whiney-pus radio version of
PBS. No commercials. Clearly anti-capitalism. Obviously pro-communist. And they hate Republicans too. I know,
because they hate me. Not that I'm a Republican - I've never even considered registering Republican - but for some weird
reason whoever hates Republicans hates me. Mkay? Mright.
Anyhoo, C-SPAN call-in shows feature this silly little "every-other-caller" screening method . . . just like some of the
shows on NPR - that other liberal pap-generator - does. You know, where one caller is conserative, the next is liberal, the
third is conservative, the fourth is liberal, and so forth. Supposed to be "fair," aright?
But the other morning an alert caller asked the NPR call screener a very valid question: the President's approval rating is
currently at a whopping 70%. In other words, seven tenths of the American public approves of Mr. Bush's performance.
Doesn't it follow, then, that to get a fair depiction of the American public one should allow 7 conservative callers to opine
for every three liberal callers? Makes sense to me.
In fact I know it's good sense. And anyone who tells you differently is a bleeding heart lefty. So I think we should all get
together and boycott all the sponsors of NPR. And C-SPAN. And PBS. Those organizations will surely crumble once
their commercial support buckles under.
