> New campaign spot
angers many viewers.
> Bush happy no
endorsement needed for
internet ads.
The Pakistan-China Connection
Karl Rove is actively seeking the time machine
with which Bill Clinton sold the Chinese the
technology they eventually sold to Pakistan in
1983.
"When China sold Pakistan plans for a 25 kiloton
nuclear device, Reagan was in office," said Rove,
"and we all know that could've never happened
unless there was a Democrat speeding around in
a stainless steel DeLorean."
More Jobs Overseas = Extinction of Liberals
"That's what we meant by that report," clarifies
N. Gregory Mankiw, chairman of Bush's Council of
Economic Advisors. "We're saying it's 'good' that
Americans are losing their jobs by the millions to
cheap labor in India or Costa Rica, and we're
saying why."
The theory, as enumerated by Mr. Mankiw, goes
thus:
-More cheap labor in China.
-More cheap stuff in Wal Mart
-Liberal voting base, a major part of which are
poor, either move to a different country or die off.
"We like to call it 'Proactive Economic Darwinism,'
or 'P.E.D.'" explained Mankiw. "It's the best
thing, really, for a country whose population is
roughly 55% anti-Bush."
Where Church and State Meet: Marriage
Rather than face up to the simple challenge of changing their
sexual appetites - something we could all do if we tried hard
enough - most homosexuals are clinging to the Democratic
Party, hoping that once this primary season is over the
nominee will endorse gay marriage.
Thank God the Republicans love freedom so much that we...
that is, they have proposed amending the Constitution to
ban gay people from enjoying the legal rights normal folks
gain through the sacred rite of marriage.
Marriage is a religious institution that goes back over 6,000
years (roughly the age of the earth), and it's about time
someone pointed out to Dan Rather that neither the phrase
"separation of Church and State" nor even a passing
reference to Congress making laws "respecting an
establishment of religion" appear in the U.S Constitution.
It's time someone stood up and reclaimed this country for
God Himself.
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