David Kay Spotted Running Out of Senate Building

The former lead in the ongoing investigation into Iraqi WMDPRAs
was spotted scurrying out of the office of Senator Nelson (D) from
Florida.  Mr. Kay was heard muttering something about
misspelling "FIRST."

Judging by the white, powdery substance on his hands he'd
apparently just eaten powdered doughnuts with Karl Rove.

Mr. Kay could not be reached for comment.

A Fond Farewell
to Shaky Denny

Dennis Miller,
affectionately known
as "Shaky Denny," is
moving on.  This week
the politically incorrect
comedian moved to
another network.

We here at FOX don't
hold it against him,
and will support his
dwindling career
every step of the way
down the proverbial
ladder, which in 2006
will probably mean

post-midnight syndication on UPN.

A gracious loser, Joe Lieberman sets the
example his Democratic counterparts
should heed in November.  

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In another one of his brilliant
analyses, President Bush FNC's
Carl "Stammerin" Cameron that
bad guys "are still very evil, bad,
and yucky."

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