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  • NO, that's NOT egg on his face Ruprick Murdoch

    Meet the CEO and owner of this humble organization.
    Ruprick is the most Fair and Balanced fascist conservative on the planet
    Even if his ancestors were expelled from England for raping Welsh sheep.

    Personal philosophy has the consistency of Sammy Sosa Tony Blows

    Connoisseur of many of his own shoes.
    Should the US be a Police State? Should we meddle in the affairs of nations that pose no threat to us? Ask Master Blows today what he thinks, and then ask him in five years! It's a hoot!

    Opinions are actually based in facts! Billow O'Really?

    Host of The No-Smudge Zone, The O'Reilly Palette,
    and author of best-selling The No Spin but My Own Zone

    Attained wealth by turning coal into diamonds. Newt Priggish


    Self-made-millionaire-turned-politician-turned-political-demagogue-pundit.
    Newt makes passive aggression a veritable artform.
    To this day crafty Next won't reveal how he turns coal into diamonds.

    SHEMP HAMMITY and that other guy Shemp Hammity and Allen "Token" Qualms

    Authentic, athletic debate -
    more Fair than Professional Wrestling;
    more Balanced than a Globetrotters game!!

    Reporting exactly what you want to hear Seedy Doofus,"Cross-eyed" E.Z. Hillman, and Byron "No Eyebrows" Lemming

    Stars of the popular show The Juvenile Bunch!

    Meet the two biggest friends of The Juvenile Bunch:

    Heeeyyyy... it's Dog Chow... he's COOOOOL! Hired by FOX because he's really good at explaining stuff

    Dog Chow (currently hospitalized) and Judge Antony Diminutivo

    Thinks Princess Amidala is a hottie Brit Gunray

    True, he's an egghead,
    but since his lobotomy he's shed all signs of creativity.

    The shiftiest smile this side of the Nile. Gretel Von Clusternen

    Because Ann Coulter scared the hell out of Ruprick Murdoch
    And we ran out of giraffe food.

    As different as 'color=#000000' and 'color=#330000' ! Frick and Frack

    Also known as the Boilerplate Boys!
    These vastly different personalities present vastly different viewpoints.
    A genuinely Fair and Balanced pair, indeed!

    Cute as a chihuahua, and smart as one too! Shitturd Smith

    Break out the Wham! albums and get jiggy with it!
    Stolid but smarmy!
    And he's only been arrested twice.

    Still working on lowering pitch of his voice Neil Calzone

    It's okay to be an effiminate powedpuff,
    if you feign exude the type of histrionic patriotism only a depressed third-world country needs.
    Whiny but nasal, Neil is host of the boyish but brilliant show Neil's Deals
    And yes, he's still working on lowering the pitch of his voice!

    Not responsible for recent outbreak of Glibsomepox John Glibsome

    Truly a sober guy whose views can best be appreciated after a pint of Crown.

    Clem questions the validity of evolution and heliocentrism Clem Tiddle

    The most intelligent, righteous, and thought-provoking journalist
    on God's great planet Earth.
    Clem knows the righteous fight is the struggle to eliminate every last foul sandmonkey commonly known as moslems from God's planet.

    We don't know who this guy is. Colonel Joseph Cafasso

    Our leading military expert, this brave man once fought toe-to-toe with Saddam Hussein's Elite Republican Guard!
    (FOX note: We have no idea who this impostor is. That is, not that we know this person is an impostor, because we really really don't know who he is. But he never ever worked at FOX, and never fooled any of us here as to the nature of his military credentials. P.S. - if anyone knows the whereabouts of Joseph Cafasso please contact us immediately.)

    Nearly fired from FOX for reporting the facts. Carl Stammerin

    Broke the story about Israeli Intelligence having prior knowledge of the 911 attacks!
    A nice, docile, obedient little puppy dog.
    Since late 2001, Carl has nobly volunteered to report from locations unwanted by most others.

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