Cal Thomas

The most intelligent,
righteous, and
journalist on God's
great planet Earth,
Cal knows the
righteous fight is the
struggle to eliminate
every last foul
commonly known as
moslems," from
God's Christian

Cal is a proud,
member of the
Pancake Earth

Christianity Fundamental
to Extermination of moslem Fundamentalists

Many righteous Christians find the ability of secular Americans to think other religions
are "good" disheartening, but this is not the whole picture. In reality, so do some
Christians think moslems are a "peaceful" people. Even the President has been
misguided by "loyal cabinet members" spouting this nonsense.

In an interview John McCain once told me, "Islam is based upon many of the same
principles Christianity is based upon." Taking such an offense in stride, I calmly
countered, "that might be the case, but what Islamic principle (were) the Sept. 11
attacks based upon?" In his most devilish tone the esteemed Senator struck back with
the following:

"What Christian principle was Timothy McVeigh’s attack on Oklahoma City
based upon?"

I’ll give you a moment to reflect upon that bout of blasphemy before I proceed.

Now, and
bless his heart, but it’s apparent the “good” Sinator hasn’t been enlightened
by the Gospel. So I proceeded to explain to him the differences between the one and
only true God and the moslem equivalent, Allah. I informed him that seculars don't
usually understand the
Ker ' rang*, and therefore could not possibly give this faddish
cult a proper consideration.

That fact is well documented. But to moslems, "god" is an evil ruler who aims to
destroy nonbelievers. Consider the following passages from the
Ker ' rang:

III - The House of Imran:75, "Whosoever turns his back (on 'god') are

XXXIII - The Confederates:25, "Surely 'god' is all-strong and

Could it not be more clear how very arrogant this faddish fairy tale of islam is? To
compare their Allah with the one and only true God is not the least daunting slice of
their notion of self-importance. islam is fundamentally a very violent cult. All Americans,
secular or righteous, should recognize the threat such military powerhouses like Jordan,
Lebanon, and Iraq pose to Christian nations like ours. We should know better than to
fall for the mystical crackpottery of these splinter groups. What could happen if we
don't wake up soon and smell the violence of islam?

Consider these passages:

LX – The Woman Tested:4, "
Enmity and hatred will reign between us until ye believe
in 'god' alone.
VIII – The Spoils:39, "Say to the unbelievers, if they give over He will forgive them
what is past; but if they return the wont of the ancients is
already gone!"
II – The Cow:193, "And fear God, and know that God is
terrible in retribution."
IX - Repentance:5, "
Slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and lie in wait for
at every place of ambush."
V – The Table:72-73, "They are unbelievers who say ‘God is the third of three.’...
there shall
afflict those of them that disbelieve"

The list goes on through two painfully wicked

This should be a wake up call for all Christian nations, especially God's favorite - the
. Christians and heathens alike should know where to seek the wisdom to guide us
in the defense of our holy Land from these devilish fiends.

Well, obviously the Good Book is precisely where we should find the proper advice. It
has brought all us righteous folks to our current position as global boss in this, the 6,428
th year of our Late Great Planet's days. One has but to look to
The Gospel for proper
guidance in these matters.

For example,

in Deuteronomy 17:12-13, the Bible tells us that anyone who will not listen to a priest
or a judge
must be executed, and
Jude informs all who will pay heed that God
destroys those who don't believe in
(Chapter 1, Verse 5).

When you know the Bible the way we all should, it's not all that difficult to find
righteous guidance in these matters. As I sit to write this very article I find it abundantly
easy to thumb through my own Bible and locate the proper guidance therein:

1 Samuel 15:3, "
utterly destroy all that (the nonbelievers) have, and spare them not;
slay both man and woman, infant and suckling"
James 2:13, "For He shall have
judgment without mercy, that hath shown no mercy;
and mercy rejoiceth against judgment"
Matthew 13:42, "cast them into a
furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and
gnashing of teeth
Matthew 24:50-51, "
cut (any nonbeliever) in pieces, and assign him a place with the
weeping shall be there, and the gnashing of teeth."
2 Thessalonians 1:7-9, "
retribution to those who do not know God, and to those
who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus and these will pay the
penalty of
eternal destruction.
ACTS 3:23, "And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that
prophet, shall be
destroyed from among the people."

It's clear where the one and only real God stands on the issue of violence. We are truly
on a mission from God. Let no man cast aside what I have shown today, for the islamic
moslems are simply nothing more than a violent lot of wretched evildoers that must be

Can we afford to sit back and allow these devils to continue threatening all that is
good? Absolutely not. It says in Revelations 1:18 that Jesus holds the keys to hell and
death. And if moslems are knocking on that door, we need to help push them through it.

The Merciful


Original Faux News Logo © 2001

All material herein © 2001-2004

'Spinner' Logo © 2003

This site is in no way associated with the Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation or the Fox News Channel.  All material herein is intended as parody. Any
similarities in format or "personnel" are purely satirical.  If you're looking for a good case of the
Red-Ass, then sue away.  I can always use new material.

We put the BS in BIAS

The Most Powerful Smell in News

Faux News Archives
eMail Me
A History of Fair and Balanced Glurge
FOX News Bios
Roger Ailes Biography
Beltway Boys Biography
Carl Cameron Biography
Neil Cavuto Biography
Steve Doocy Bio
Drug Addict
Mark Fuhrman Biography
John Gibson Biography
Duuuh... Sean Hannity Biography... Duhhh
E D Hill
Brit Hume Biography
Brian Kilmeade Bio
Mark Levin Biography
Dennis Miller Biography
Rupert Murdoch Biography
Oliver North - FOX News' Senior Traitor
Bill O'Reilly Biography... mmkay?
Newt Gingrich Biography
Geraldo Betrayo Biography
Shep Smith Biography
Tony Snow Biography
Cal Thomas Biography
Greta Von Susteren Biography