Shitturd Smith
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Who's that gay in front of the camera? He's a man (sic) whose success suggests
smarmy is still en vogue -- that's who!
Break out the Petshop Boys albums, get jiggy with it!
Witness a whole new depth to shallowness!
Prettier than Gretel Von Clusternen... every bit as manly as Neal Calzone!
Cuter than a chihuahua... and smarter than one too!
Shitturd demonstrates just how ably one can attenuate the already negligible standard
for journalistic integrity on his nightly show, Studio B.S.
