E.D. Shill

FOX News History

Drug Addict

She's (sort of) not altogether a hideous person!

A Democrat who paints with broad strokes -
she's like a Godsend!!!

Sees both sides of the issues... simultaneously!

In 1998, seeking to further her career in journalism (but not possessing any real
talent), E.D. figured out she could sell out and flash some leg in order to get hired by
belonged at FOX News.  Since that time she's perpetuated hundreds of urban myths
provided a common-sense view to FOX's The Juvenile Friends morning line-up.

An active member of
Cyclopes United Now, Today, E.D.  actually finds time between
her responsibilities as a mother, a "journalist," and a sell-out to find fault with an
ideology she pretends to espouse- espouses,
and bleach her hair once a quarter.

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