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The "Juvenile Bunch"
With Seedy Doofus, "Cross-eyed" EZ , and
Byron "no eyebrows" Lemming

Heading up this A-List is The Juvenile Bunch.  Hipper than the pals on Seinfeld;
more attractive than the Happy Days' Cunningham family, these jejune 1970s
teenagers gossip, repackage "humorous" cliches, and depict the really good
urban legends as news! Put your brain on a diet and stuff your soul with comfort
food.

Each and every morning from 6:00 until 7:00 BLST.

Proudly sponsored by The National Enquirer.

Please pray and hope and wish and dream for
DogChow. Early last Sunday morning he was
admitted to the St. Joseph Hail Mary Washington
Carver Memorial Center for Spinal Trauma.
According to his doctor, DC suffers from a condition
characterized by herniated discs of the upper spine
(neck area), and typically caused by the habitual,
excessive tilting of the head rearward.

Fortunately DogChow is in good spirits, and even
joked around when our staffers told him he didn't
look so cool in a neck brace. "I don't care what you
guys think," he unremittingly joshed, even managing
-- despite being bedridden -- to follow one staffer to
her car, attempting to ensure she'd heard.

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Note to DogChow: Sheila says, "shame on you for managing
to find my home phone number," and reminded us she got all
the messages. She added, "I was only joking," and, "I believe
you DC, you're cool!"

Noticing stuff can pass
for "Objectivity."

Heeeeyy!

Catch up on the latest
I'm-too-cool-for-my-own-
good perspective, each and
every morning as FAUX's
Juvenile Friends check in with
Dog Chow!
He's so cool he makes sure
everyone around knows it.














Dog Chow

Diminutivo's greatest talent is the
ability to remind the Juvenile Bunch
of First Amendment issues, in tones
that steer away from suggesting his
advocacy of the continued legality
of the questionable amendment.

Antony's "Legalese" show can be
heard daily on WNUTS 450 a.m.
Talk Radio

The most popular friend of The Juvenile Bunch is
arguably Judge Antony Diminutivo.

His Honor provides the show with legal analysis of
important ongoing developments, such as those
surrounding the Winona Ryder case, any Kennedy
Family legal troubles (including when not
applicable), or why Alec Baldwin can actually speak
his opinions without being shot (it's actually true!).

Once called "a Fierce Watchdog of the
Constitution," Antony was neutered in 2001

when FOX gave him an outlandish pay raise

when he realized the First Amendment doesn't
really matter when God is about to cast His Final
Wrath upon the Earth.

Lending credibility to all of FOX's misconstrued
legal opinions, Judge Diminutivo embodies the
very judicial prudence and integrity he once
actualized on Power of Attorney.