Newt
"Priggish"
Gingrich

Prissy & Prude!

Newt Gingrich is a self-made multi-millionaire whose
rote-memorization skills far outweigh the remainder of his
collective mental faculties.


Newt's mysterious ability to convert everyday coal into
diamonds is still a well-guarded family secret.


Newt is currently working hard on the third affair of his fifth
marriage
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