Byron Kill-Meat
Prior to joining FOX in 1998, Byron Kill-Meat worked as
a sports reporter for a pair of minor league hockey
franchises and dozens of New England area wrestling
clubs. On two occasions - in 1993, and then again in
1996 - Byron emceed Burlington's annual Golden
Retriever Rodeo.
So, naturally FNC found Byron to be more than
sufficiently qualified to work as an expert analyst of
national politics. Easily the fourth most popular
personality on the smash morning news hit, FAUX &
Friends, Byron frequently attempts to mask his
conservative bias.
Almost entirely able to formulate opinions of his own,
Kill-Meat regularly expresses his opinions with minimal
guidance from the pundits surrounding him.
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