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Our Nobel Presedent
What a Grate Guy
                                             by Shemp Hannity

(New York City). . . . . .You know, I'm gettin' a little
sick of all these lefties out there in LaLa-Land
bad-mouthin' our President. Either because of their
insecurity and because of their bitterness these
dummies can't assimulate the notion that George Bush
is the greatest President we've had this century. Clearly
the guy is a great man, and none are better to lead us to
war. Irregardless, every liberal wacko you meet, all of
who's most favorite Presidents, like Franklin Roosevelt,
Harry B. Truman, John F. Kennedy, and the truley evil
Bill Clinton couldn't never had leaded us into such a
challengin' war, won't talk about that last Chicken -
President William Jackson Clinton.

Its quite ironical, in my humble opinion, considering
that communist was a obvious draft-dodger.

But don't worry my friends, unlike the passed miserable
years of the Clinton administration we're seeing a
economy unrivaled by very very few. And those of us
who knows the truth for certain understand that
George W. Bush is the right man to bring us through
this valiant war effort... because George Bush is the
exact and complete opposite of a draft dodger. Anyone
with half a brane can check out our leader's stellar
military record on line.

Weighing Our Options
Do We Risk a Thousand
More Bin Ladens?
            Alan "Token" Qualms

As I've said before, I'm not a man
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               Alan is a liberal.

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