Seedy N. Doofus

History of FAUX News

The brightest and most level-headed member of FAUX & Friends,
Seedy graduated from Kansas State University in 1971.

Not content playing the part of a straight-faced weatherman,
Seedy gravitated towards the dramatic.  In 1975 he became a
body-double for PBS' Fred Rogers.  From there he unsuccessfully
auditioned for spots on
ZOOM, Villa Alegre, and a short-lived
series focusing on nasal hygiene called
The Booger-Hookers.

Unfazed by failure, and a second-place spot on one of Chuck
Barry's last episodes of
The Gong Show, Seedy returned to
meteorology in 1989, working for
WRC in Washington, D.C.  

It was at this time a chance meeting with Roger Ailes at a
Transvestites Anonymous Meeting in Woodbridge, VA, pushed
Seedy towards the comfortable position he now enjoys as FNC's
coolest weatherman.

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