(Editor's note: In January 2004 Shaky Denny moved to
CNBC, but he assures us he's still an avid stagnatist.)

Dennis "Shaky Denny" Miller

Half historian, half spermologist.

Denny excels at looking to the
past, though currently unable to
see around fear to the future.

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""Look, cha cha, all communist femi-nazi liberals like to do is label great men, with
whom they disagree more violently than Mike Tyson after two hours of non-REM
sleep, nasty names like 'Hitler,' 'racist,' and 'ignoramus.' But you never see
conservatives labeling the idiotic liberals, now do ya?  Cha. It's clear to me which
school of political thought is the more mature one. How clear? Let me put it this
way... clearer than Edgar Winter's complexion after a lengthy bleach bath and peroxide
rubdown, cha."

He may be formulaic and trite, but he's oh so amusing at
the same time!

And now that his creativity has run dry, he's found the
perfect audience in you - the FOX Fanatic - for his latest
book, Rant-of-the-Miller, Run-of-the-mill Ramblings.

Shakier than a minature chihuahua, on a double-espresso,
and about to be neutered by Stevie Wonder, it's Shaky
Denny - cha cha!