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See?  It's okay to be an
effeminate powderpuff if
you can feign express your
patriotism once in a while!

Whiny but nasal, Neil is
host of the boyish but
mediocre show Neil's Deals.

And yes, he's still  working
on lowering the pitch of his
voice!

"Dont' look
at my neck!"