Science without all that "open minded" baloney.
Obstinodynamics
The science of insistently repeating false beliefs until they seem true
The study of God's priorities
The science and application of comfortable stereotypes
Common sense answers to counterintuitive theories
Earth history - all 6,000 years' worth
The study of mists, humours and miasmas
Celebrating Earth's place among the center of the universe
The science of touting correlations unburdened by
cause and effect