Science without all that "open minded" baloney.
Obstinodynamics
 The science of insistently repeating false beliefs until they seem true
 The study of God's priorities
 The science and application of comfortable stereotypes
 Common sense answers to counterintuitive theories
Earth history - all 6,000 years' worth
 The study of mists, humours and miasmas
Celebrating Earth's place among the center of the universe
The science of touting correlations unburdened by cause and effect